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A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up.

The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."


Henry heard a rumor that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all walked on water on their 21st birthdays. So, on his 21st birthday, Henry and his good friend Brian headed out to the lake.

"If they did it, I can too!" he insisted.

When Henry and Brian arrived at the lake, they rented a boat and began paddling. When the got to the middle of the lake, Henry stepped off of the side of the boat... and nearly drowned. Furious and somewhat shamed, he and Brian headed for home. When Henry arrived back at the family farm, he asked his grandmother for an explanation.

"Grandma, why can I not walk on water like my father, and his father, and his father before him?"

The feeble old grandmother took Henry by the hands, looked into his eyes, and explained, "That's because your father, grandfather, and great-grandfather were born in January... you were born in July,
dear."
 
 
Have a fabulous Friday!!!
 

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